Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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