He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Randomize
