I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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