billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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