Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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