is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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