Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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