Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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