thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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