All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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