wrigley field is MILF paradise
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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