Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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