did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
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My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
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So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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