do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
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why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?