Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
what food is Colorado known for?