I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
accomplished twins. life is a go
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
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watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
It was a blind-side dick pic.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!