Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.