Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize
