is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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