How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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