no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
they're like a gay fantastic four
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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