i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
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You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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