so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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