I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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