i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
So. Much. Porn.
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