hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
no, he came in my armpit
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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