YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
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When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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