I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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