Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
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If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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