i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
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is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
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First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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