it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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