Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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