Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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