you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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