I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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