Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
His hands were made for my vagina.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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