do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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