His pubic hair was longer than his dick
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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