I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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