Sponge bath it is.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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I queefed so loud it echoed.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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