If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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