dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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