I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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