I don't think brook has ever known best
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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