Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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