I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
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Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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