these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Soap is not a condiment
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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