Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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