It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
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My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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