You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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