Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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