Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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