Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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