So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
