Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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