I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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