it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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